tiger_lilyanne
7th January 2005, 07:13 PM
One of the world's greatest scientists was also
recognized as the original absent-minded professor.
One day, on board a train, he was unable to find
his ticket. The conductor said, "Take it easy.
You'll find it."
When the conductor returned, the professor still
couldn't find the ticket. The conductor,
recognizing the famous scientist, said, "I'm
sure you bought a ticket. Forget about it."
"You're very kind," the professor said, "but I
must find it, otherwise I won't know where to
get off."
*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*
http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh
recognized as the original absent-minded professor.
One day, on board a train, he was unable to find
his ticket. The conductor said, "Take it easy.
You'll find it."
When the conductor returned, the professor still
couldn't find the ticket. The conductor,
recognizing the famous scientist, said, "I'm
sure you bought a ticket. Forget about it."
"You're very kind," the professor said, "but I
must find it, otherwise I won't know where to
get off."
*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*
http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh